So here I am with my new blog and no one to play with. I suppose I could just talk to myself and not even bother, but blogging is where it’s at…from what I’m told. Here’s the thing…nobody is reading!
Blah blah blah…blog blog blog…does it even matter what I say? Hey, this is fun…yeah, I like this! 
Blah blah blah…blog blog blog
The 4th of July…fireworks, friends, family and food! An excuse for me to pig out.
Paper plates filled with all my grilled goodies…just waiting to touch my lips. All those condiments to marry all those flavors together.
Dee Lish!
and the beach is a bitch. It’s a whole to-do going to the beach. Pack up the car, drive to the beach, park the car, shlepp the shit from the car, walk to the beach, walk on the sand, spread out the blanket, oil up, wipe off sand, get wet, get hot, pack up shit, shake off blanket, piss people off, walk to the car, drive home. apply aloe.
How many bagels in a day is too many? I had one this morning, but already thinking about my next. Maybe I’ll make the next one a bialy…that makes it a little less illegal…yeah, that’s what I’ll do.
I’ve gone this whole day with my pants unbuttoned. I have no shame whatsoever. Nobody can see it, but just knowing that I’ve come undone…well, it’s just ridiculous… comfortable, but ridiculous.
Truthfully, I should be embarrassed about it…but I’m not. 
I wouldn’t wear the socks. Skin tight, short orange shorts simply look silly with bulky socks. The outfit is just plain silly. There’s sexy and then there’s silly…they don’t even get silly sexy. They look like clowns. Clowns with big boobs.
Just give me your wings, hooter girl…just give me your wings.
I did myself in last night. Franks and Beans seemed like such a good idea at the time…sweet and savory all at the same time. I love how delicious and pedestrian it is.
Today, I’m feeling differently.
Hey Everyone!
So this is Blogging, huh? I’ll just assume it’s for me to post some of my random thoughts from time to time.
I’m just honored that anyone, especially someone as sophisticated as you would take the time to read my blog!
I’m very excited that my first book, THE F WORD (Tales of a Fat Girl) has been received so well on both Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com. I thank you all for your support. It keeps me motivated and excited to continue writing the second of the Tales Series.
Hopefully my blog will remain interesting, fun and even thought provoking…hopefully!
I’ll drop some postings soon…thanks!
–Gregg
The FG Tales 