Life’s a beach…


and the beach is a bitch. It’s a whole to-do going to the beach. Pack up the car, drive to the beach, park the car, shlepp the shit from the car, walk to the beach, walk on the sand, spread out the blanket, oil up, wipe off sand, get wet, get hot, pack up shit, shake off blanket, piss people off, walk to the car, drive home. apply aloe.

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